Ever wished there was an easier way to take your music on the road with you? Say hello to the playable guitar messenger bag. Simply turn on the mini amp (apparently you can crank the volume up to 11!) and start to rock.
According to the website ThinkGeek.com, which now stocks the product, the Electronic Guitar Bag is incredibly easy to play because each button on the neck is a major chord.
“You can play dozens of classic rock songs with very little skill. All major chords are recorded from a real electric guitar. Just strum your thumb across the fingerboard and the rock will issue forth!” a spokesman said.
“The included mini amp gets plenty loud with great sounding amplification circuitry and the tone knob lets you adjust the sound just like a real guitar.”
It’ll cost you $49.99 and requires 4 x AAA batteries (not included).
What do you mean you want to know more about the bag itself? Oh, alright then:
* It’s big enough to hold a 17-inch laptop
* Has two large pockets and six small pockets (including a zippered cell phone pouch)
* It’s made of thick jet-black canvas with faux leather accents
* Magnetic clasps hold the main flap closed.